Vacation is what you take when you can't take what you've been taking any longer.
--The Lion
A vacation frequently means that the family goes away for a rest, accompanied by mother, who sees that the others get it.
--Marcelene Cox
If you did everything you really should do before you go on vacation, it would be over before it started.
--Beryl Pfizer
A vacation is over when you begin to yearn for your work.
--Morris Fishbein
No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one.
--Elbert Hubbard
Sick days are the same as vacation days, but with sound effects.
-- Dogbert
I envy people who can just look at a sunset. I wonder how you can shoot it. There is nothing more grotesque to me than a vacation.
--Dustin Hoffman
I hate vacations. If you can build buildings, why sit on the beach?
--Philip Johnson
I needed a drink, I needed a lot of life insurance, I needed a vacation, I needed a home in the country. What I had was a coat, a hat and a gun.
--Raymond Chandler
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.
--Kin Hubbard
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.
--Robert Orben
It amazes me that most people spend more time planning next summer's vacation than they do planning the rest of their lives.
--Patricia Fripp
It has long been my belief that in times of great stress, such as a 4-day vacation, the thin veneer of family wears off almost at once, and we are revealed in our true personalities.
--Shirley Jackson
Laughter is an instant vacation.
--Milton Berle
A vacation should be just long enough that you're boss misses you, and not long enough for him to discover how well he can get along without you.
-- Unknown
No vacation goes unpunished.
--Karl A. Hakkarainen
One of the most common disrupters of marital bliss is the choice of where to spend a vacation. What this country needs is an ocean in the mountains.
--Paul Sweeny
The alternative to a vacation is to stay home and tip every third person you see.
-- Unknown
For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have.
--Woody Allen
The bigger the summer vacation the harder the fall.
-- Unknown
The rainy days a man saves for usually seem to arrive during his vacation.
-- Unknown
Those that say you can't take it with you never saw a car packed for a vacation trip.
-- Unknown
Write me a verse, my old machine - I lack for an inspiration; the skies are blue and the trees are green, and I long for a long vacation.
-- Unknown
Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders.
--Ronald Reagan
Using a camera appeases the anxiety which the work-driven feel about not working when they are on vacation and supposed to be having fun. They have something to do that is like a friendly imitation of work: they can take pictures.
--Susan Sontag
"Oh, these? I got these in Zermatt. Everyone wears them there." That one remark is worth the cost of the vacation.
--Diane Salzberg
Vacation used to be a luxury, however, in today's world, it has become a necessity.
-- Unknown
Vacation: When you spend thousands of dollars to see what rain looks like in different parts of the world.
--Robert Orben
Well, I find that a change of nuisances is as good as a vacation.
--David Lloyd George
With me, a change of trouble is as good as a vacation.
--David Lloyd George
This summer one third of the nation will be ill-housed, ill-nourished, and ill-clad. Only they call it a vacation.
--Joseph Salak

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