Football is more mental than physical, no matter how it looks from the stands.
--Ray Nitschke
Academy, n. [from Academe] -- A modern school where football is taught.
--Ambrose Bierce
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
--Erma Bombeck
Football has been rousing emotions for hundreds of years in a variety of forms, all having in common the idea of moving a ball from one place to another with varying degrees of violence as the means of propulsion.
--Heywood Hale Broun
Bear Bryant's Three Rules for coaching: 1) Surround yourself with people who can't live without football. 2) Recognize winners. They come In all forms. 3) Have a plan for everything.
--Bear Bryant
Football is not a contact sport. Football is a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.
--Duffy Daugherty
The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.
--Lewis Grizzard
Did you know that the ball is actually in play for only 12 minutes In a 60-minute football game? Why should a football player be leg weary after only 12 minutes of action? It makes me laugh!
--Pudge Heffelfinger
Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football.
--John Heisman
Football is a sport that bears the same relationship to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.
--Elbert Hubbard
Pro football gave me a good perspective. When I entered the political arena, I had already been booed, cheered, cut, sold, traded, and hung in effigy.
--Jack Kemp
Football is nothing more than a series of actions, mistakes, and miscalculations. Punt and make your opposition make the mistakes.
--Bob Neyland
Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
--Dave Barry
Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.
--Don Shula
Our country will be in trouble as long as we pay the best teachers less than the worst football coaches.
-- Unknown
There's no tougher way to make easy money than pro football.
--Norm Van Brocklin
The Green Bay Packers never lost a football game. They just ran out of time.
--Vince Lombardi
Football features two of the worst parts of American life -- violence punctuated by committee meetings.
--George F. Will
If football taught me anything about business, it is that you win the game one play at a time.
--Fran Tarkenton
Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors.
--Frank Gifford
American football is an occasion at which dancing girls, bands, tactical huddles and television commercial breaks are interrupted by short bursts of play.
--London Times
The players on the Maryland football team all made straight As. Their Bs were a little crooked.
--Johnny Walker
A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall.
--Frank Leahy
Football doesn't build character. It eliminates the weak ones.
--Darrell Royal
One thing that God has taught me through football is to try and phase out the circumstances around me and not let them control me.
--Frank Reich
In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are.
--Arnold Glasgow
God, as some cynic has said, is always on the side which has the best football coach.
--Heywood Broun
One good thing can be said for inflation: without it there would be no football.
--Marty Ragaway
Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game and dumb enough to think it important.
--Eugene McCarthy
When Nature designed the male knee, she obviously had neither football nor walking shorts in mind.
--Bill Vaughan
Football isn't a matter of life and death - it's much more important than that.
--Bill Shankly

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