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Steven Wright
(1955-____) born on
Dec 6
US comedian. He has been a stand-up comic since 1979; films include "Desperately Seeking Susan," 1985.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

I hate when my foot falls asleep during the day because I know it will be up all night.
I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.
"Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes."
I broke a mirror in my house and I'm supposed to get seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
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Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: In "The Speaker's Electronic Reference Collection," AApex Software, 1994.
R: In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994.
N: From "BilLee's" collection of quotations from the Internet.
K: In "Treasury of Humorous Quotations," eds. William Cole and Louis Phillips, 1996.

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