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Jean Kerr
(1923-2003) born on
Jul 10
US humorist, author, playwright. She wrote humorous autobiographical work "Please Don't Eat the Daisies," 1957.
         
   
F
The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.

R
One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is the assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind.
A
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.
N
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.
K
A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.
 
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Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: Please Don't Eat the Daisies," 'Where Did You Put the Aspirin?'
R: Please Don't Eat the Daisies," 'Operation Operation'
A: Poor Richard."
N: Mary, in "Mary, Mary," act 1, 1963.
K: In "Time," 14 Apr 1961.
   


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