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Erma Bombeck
(1927-1996) born on
Feb 21
US journalist, author, humorist. She dealt humorously with her life as a suburban housewife, e.g., "The Grass is Greener Over the Septic Tank," 1976.
I am not a glutton -- I am an explorer of food.

The grass is always greener over the septic tank.
The only reason I would take up jogging is so I could hear heavy breathing again.
It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.
You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates.
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Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994.
R: From "Charades," an internet collection of quotations
A: In "An Uncommon Scold," by Abby Adams, 1989.
N: "Parade," 15 Aug 1993.
K: The San Francisco "Examiner," 1 Oct 1978.

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