Home Bemorecreative

Creative Quotations from . . .
Erma Bombeck
(1927-1996) born on
Feb 21
US journalist, author, humorist. She dealt humorously with her life as a suburban housewife, e.g., "The Grass is Greener Over the Septic Tank," 1976.
         
   
F
A child develops individuality long before he develops taste. I have seen my kid straggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory -- an empty bottle of gin.

R
Women are never what they seem to be. There is the woman you see and there is the woman who is hidden. Buy the gift for the woman who is hidden.
A
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
N
When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.
K
Never accept a drink from a Urologist.
 
Be More Creative

Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: If Life is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits, 1971.
R: In "Words of Women Quotations for Success," by Power Dynamics Publishing, 1997.
A: Quoted by John Skow "Time," 2 Jul 84
N: In "The Fourth 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said," ed. Robert Byrne, 1990.
K: In <a href="http://www.cyber-nation.com/cgi-bin/victory/quotations/qlreferral/quotelib.pl?id=10115">The Ultimate Success Quotations Library</a>, 1997.
   


copyright 1996-2014 by Baertracks at bemorecreative.com