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W. C. Fields
(1880-1946) born on
Jan 29
US actor, comedian. He was famous in vaudeville, stage, film and radio for hard drinking and dislike of children; starred with Mae West in "My Little Chickadee," 1940.
         
   
F
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.

R
Women are like elephants to me; they're nice to look at but I wouldn't want to own one.
A
I didn't squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn't see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.
N
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
K
The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
 
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Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994.
R: In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994.
A: Film: 'Never Give a Sucker an Even Break', 1941
N: In <a href="http://www.cyber-nation.com/cgi-bin/victory/quotations/qlreferral/quotelib.pl?id=10115">The Ultimate Success Quotations Library</a>, 1997.
K: In <a href="http://www.cyber-nation.com/cgi-bin/victory/quotations/qlreferral/quotelib.pl?id=10115">The Ultimate Success Quotations Library</a>, 1997.
   


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