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Mark Twain
(1835-1910) born on
Nov 30
US novelist, journalist, river pilot. The "Great American humorist" was also known as "The People's Author" and creator of Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn.
What a man misses mostly in heaven is company.

Whem I'm playful I use the meridians and parallels of latitude for a seine, and drag the Atlantic Ocean for whales! I scratch my head with the lightning and purr myself to sleep with the thunder!
What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, mighty scarce. Then let us cherish her; protect her; let us give her our support, our encouragement, our sympathy, ourselves -- if we get a chance.
We have the best government that money can buy.
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
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Published Sources for the above Quotations:
R: Life on the Mississippi, Ch. 3
A: "Woman -- an Opinion," speech, to Washington Correspondents' Club;in "Mark Twain's Speeches," ed. Albert Bigelow Paine, 1923.
N: In <a href="http://www.cyber-nation.com/cgi-bin/victory/quotations/qlreferral/quotelib.pl?id=10115">The Ultimate Success Quotations Library</a>, 1997.

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