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Mark Twain
(1835-1910) born on
Nov 30
US novelist, journalist, river pilot. The "Great American humorist" was also known as "The People's Author" and creator of Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn.
Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot.

One of life's most over-valued pleasures is sexual intercourse; of one of life's least appreciated pleasures in defecation.
Often the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.
Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employ a million.
The cross of the Legion of Honour has been conferred upon me. However, few escape that distinction.
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Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: "Huckleberry Finn," 1884.
A: In <a href="http://www.cyber-nation.com/cgi-bin/victory/quotations/qlreferral/quotelib.pl?id=10115">The Ultimate Success Quotations Library</a>, 1997.
K: A Tramp Abroad, Ch. 8

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