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Emo Philips
(1956-____) born on
Feb 07
US comedian, actor. His first comedy album, "E=MO2," won the New Music Award for Best Comedy Album of 1985.
Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
People always ask me, "Where were you when Kennedy was shot?" Well, I don't have an alibi.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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