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Emo Philips
(1956-____) born on
Feb 07
US comedian, actor. His first comedy album, "E=MO2," won the New Music Award for Best Comedy Album of 1985.
         
   
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Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.

R
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
A
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
N
People always ask me, "Where were you when Kennedy was shot?" Well, I don't have an alibi.
K
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
 
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