Home Bemorecreative

Creative Quotations from . . .
Alan Coren
(1938-2007) born on
Jun 27
British writer, satirist. He is a regular panelist on The News Quiz and Call My Bluff and writes both his own and the Notebook columns for The Times.
Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we should have people standing in the corners of our rooms.

A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well, it's much harder to make the right jokes.
Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by.
The Act of God designation on all insurance policies; which means, roughly, that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are most likely to happen to you.
Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what it is you want to hear.
Be More Creative

Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: The Times."
R: In "Quotations to Cheer You Up When the World is Getting You Down," by Allen Klein, 1991.
A: "The Sanity Inspector," 'And Though They Do Their Best.'
N: "The Lady from Stalingrad Mansions," 'A Short History of Insurance.'
K: In "The Speaker's Electronic Reference Collection," AApex Software, 1994.

copyright 1996-2014 by Baertracks at bemorecreative.com