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J. B. Morton
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Dr. Strabismus (Whom God Preserve) of Utrecht is carrying out research work with a view to crossing salmon with mosquitoes. He says it will mean a bite every time for fishermen.

Justice must not only be seen to be done but has to be seen to be believed.
One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear.
Erratum. In my article on the Price of Milk, 'Horses' should have read 'Cows' throughout.
"SIXTY HORSES WEDGED IN A CHIMNEY." The story to fit this sensational headline has not turned up yet.
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Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: By the Way," 'January Tail-piece'
R: Attributed.
A: "The Best of Beachcomber."
N: "The Best of Beachcomber."
K: "The Best of Beachcomber," 'Mr. Justice Cocklecarrot: Home Life.'

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