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Jackie Mason
(1934-____) born on
Jun 9
US comedian. He is noted for "World According to Me," "Chicken Soup," and being the voice of Simpsons' Rabbi Krustofsky.
         
   
F
Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant -- even if they wanted to be one?

R
Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.
A
"It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.
N
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
K
It is more profitable for your Congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.
 
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Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: In "The Speaker's Electronic Reference Collection," AApex Software, 1994.
R: In "The Fifth 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said," ed. Robert Byrne, 1993.
A: From "Alt.Quotations Misc," an internet collection of quotations
N: "Jackie Mason's America."
K: In "The Speaker's Electronic Reference Collection," AApex Software, 1994.
   


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