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Robert Orben
(1927-____) born on
Mar 4
US humorist, screenwriter, speech writer, editor. He was a humor and speech writer for Jack Parr and Red Skelton.
Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

If those scientists are so smart, why do they all count backward?
With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!
A toast to the weapons of war, may they rust in peace.
In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.
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Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: In "1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said," ed. Robert Byrne, 1988.
A: In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994.
N: In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994.

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