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Robert Orben
(1927-____) born on
Mar 4
US humorist, screenwriter, speech writer, editor. He was a humor and speech writer for Jack Parr and Red Skelton.
         
   
F
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask an Indian.

R
Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
A
Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'
N
There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.
K
Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.
 
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Published Sources for the above Quotations:
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R: In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994.
A: In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994.
N: In "Quotable Business," ed. Louis E. Boone, 1992.
K: In "1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said," ed. Robert Byrne, 1988.
   


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