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Robert Orben
(1927-____) born on
Mar 4
US humorist, screenwriter, speech writer, editor. He was a humor and speech writer for Jack Parr and Red Skelton.
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask an Indian.

Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'
There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.
Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.
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Published Sources for the above Quotations:
R: In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994.
A: In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994.
N: In "Quotable Business," ed. Louis E. Boone, 1992.
K: In "1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said," ed. Robert Byrne, 1988.

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