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Rita Rudner
(1956-____) born on
Sep 17
US comedienne, essayist, actress. She cohosted the TV show "Funny People," 1988; coauthored and actress in film "Peter's Friends," 1993.
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at forty-five. Do you get the feeling God is playing a practical joke?
To attract men, I wear a perfume called ``New Car Interior.''
Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.
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Published Sources for the above Quotations:
R: In "Words of Women Quotations for Success," by Power Dynamics Publishing, 1997.
A: From a collection of quotations found on the Internet.

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