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Artemus Ward
(1834-1867) born on
Apr 26
US humorist. One of the most popular 19th-century American humorists, whose lecture techniques exercised much influence on such humorists as Mark Twain.
         
   
F
I prefer temperance hotels - although they sell worse kinds of liquor than any other kind of hotels.

R
Why is this thus? What is the reason of this thusness?
A
I'm not a politician and my other habits are good.
N
I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother.
K
Draw your salary before spending it.
 
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Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: "Artemus Ward's Lecture."
R: Artemus Ward's Lecture
A: Artemus Ward His Book, `Fourth of July Oration'
N: From "Rand Lindsly's HUGE Quotations File," an collection of quotations from the Internet.
K: In <a href="http://www.cyber-nation.com/cgi-bin/victory/quotations/qlreferral/quotelib.pl?id=10115">The Ultimate Success Quotations Library</a>, 1997.
   


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