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Dave Barry
(1947-____) born on
Jul 3
US columnist, humorist. He is a syndicated columnist with the "Miami Herald," 1983--.
It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells . . . to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact that the man didn't have to watch.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
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Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: In "Treasury of Humorous Quotations," eds. William Cole and Louis Phillips, 1996.
R: In <a href="http://www.cyber-nation.com/cgi-bin/victory/quotations/qlreferral/quotelib.pl?id=10115">The Ultimate Success Quotations Library</a>, 1997.
A: From a collection of quotations found on the Internet.
N: Miami 'Herald'
K: From a collection of quotations found on the Internet.

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