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Dave Barry
(1947-____) born on
Jul 3
US columnist, humorist. He is a syndicated columnist with the "Miami Herald," 1983--.
         
   
F
It is a good idea to "shop around" before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mercedes. Ask about the competence of his mechanic. Don't be shy! After all, you're paying for it.

R
Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
A
I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care.
N
Guys are simple . . . women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.
K
You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!'
 
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Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: From a collection of quotations found on the Internet.
R: "Sex and the Single Amoeba: What Every Teen Should Know."
A: From a collection of quotations found on the Internet.
N: In <a href="http://www.cyber-nation.com/cgi-bin/victory/quotations/qlreferral/quotelib.pl?id=10115">The Ultimate Success Quotations Library</a>, 1997.
K: From a collection of quotations found on the Internet.
   


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