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Gary Apple
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F
I'm fascinated by historical trivia. For example, George Washington had trouble flossing because his teeth kept catching fire.

R
Can you believe the weather we are having? Cold, windy and damp . . . And I hear outdoors it's even worse.
A
Aladdin rubbed a lamp and a genie appeared. With my luck if I rubbed the lamp, I'd probably get an IRS auditor.
N
Life is short; to prove it, criminals sentenced to life get out in ten years.
K
Times are tough for everyone. A small Bible publishing company just filed Chapter 11, Verses 1 through 14.
 
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Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: In "The Speaker's Electronic Reference Collection," AApex Software, 1994.
R: In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994.
A: In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994.
N: In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994.
K: In "The Speaker's Electronic Reference Collection," AApex Software, 1994.
   


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