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Gary Apple
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F
You may not know this, but I'm an impressionist. Allow me to do my impression of a competent public speaker.

R
That's a very good question. See me at the break, and I'll avoid answering it then, too.
A
Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you get rid of him on weekends.
N
I'm way overdue for a promotion. I've made so many lateral moves, I'm beside myself.
K
I'm not the man I used to be, so why should I have to pay off his debts?
 
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Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: In "The Speaker's Electronic Reference Collection," AApex Software, 1994.
R: In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994.
A: "Current Comedy."
N: In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994.
K: In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994.
   


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