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Scott Adams
(1957-____) born on
Jun 8
US cartoonist, author. He created the "Dilbert" character and comic strip; 1989; became re-engineering sage, 1996.
Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information.

Methods for predicting the future: 1) read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls... collectively known as "nutty methods;" 2) put well-researched facts into sophisticated computer... commonly referred to as "a complete waste of time."
Technology: No Place for Wimps!
In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that to happen to anybody in my department. The trick is to take a break as soon as you hear a bright light and hear dead relatives beckon.
There's a fine line between participation and mockery.
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Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: Dogbert, in "Building a Better Life by Stealing Office Supplies: Dogbert's Big Book of Business," 1991.
R: "The Dilbert Future."
A: "Dilbert."
N: Dilbert's manager from "The Dilbert Principle," 1996.
K: In <a href="http://www.cyber-nation.com/cgi-bin/victory/quotations/qlreferral/quotelib.pl?id=10115">The Ultimate Success Quotations Library</a>, 1997.

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