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Scott Adams
(1957-____) born on
Jun 8
US cartoonist, author. He created the "Dilbert" character and comic strip; 1989; became re-engineering sage, 1996.
         
   
F
Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information.

R
Methods for predicting the future: 1) read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls... collectively known as "nutty methods;" 2) put well-researched facts into sophisticated computer... commonly referred to as "a complete waste of time."
A
Technology: No Place for Wimps!
N
In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that to happen to anybody in my department. The trick is to take a break as soon as you hear a bright light and hear dead relatives beckon.
K
There's a fine line between participation and mockery.
 
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Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: Dogbert, in "Building a Better Life by Stealing Office Supplies: Dogbert's Big Book of Business," 1991.
R: "The Dilbert Future."
A: "Dilbert."
N: Dilbert's manager from "The Dilbert Principle," 1996.
K: In <a href="http://www.cyber-nation.com/cgi-bin/victory/quotations/qlreferral/quotelib.pl?id=10115">The Ultimate Success Quotations Library</a>, 1997.
   


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