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Johnny Carson
(1925-2005) born on
Oct 23
US talk show host, comedian. He is famous as a stand up comic and the host of "The Tonight Show," 1962-92
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.

I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.
Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.
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Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: From a collection of quotations found on the Internet.
R: Alluding to his exorbitant alimony payments in televised tribute to Jimmy Doolittle; in NY "Times," 18 Aug 86
A: In "The Speaker's Electronic Reference Collection," AApex Software, 1994.
N: In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994.
K: In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994.

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