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Jeff Foxworthy
(1958-____) born on
Sep 6
US comedian. He is the king of "red-neck" humor; star of "The Jeff Foxworthy Show," 1995-____.
         
   
F
You may be a redneck if . . . you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

R
If men have a smell it's usually an accident.
A
[Watching a baby being born] is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.
N
Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother -- you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.
K
You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.
 
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Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: "The Wit and Wisdom of Jeff Foxworthy"
R: In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994.
A: Showtime TV, 6/11/1993
N: Showtime TV, 6/11/1993
K:
   


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