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Benny Hill
(1924-1992) born on
Jan 21
English comedian. He is best known as the off-color, slapstick star of "The Benny Hill Show."
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.

That's what show business is -- sincere insincerity.
Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
If it weren't for Christmas
We'd all be Jewish.
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
Do unto others, then run.
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Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: In "1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said," ed. Robert Byrne, 1988.
R: In "Observer (London)," 12 Jun 1977.
A: In "The Fifth 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said," ed. Robert Byrne, 1993.
N: In <a href="http://www.cyber-nation.com/cgi-bin/victory/quotations/qlreferral/quotelib.pl?id=10115">The Ultimate Success Quotations Library</a>, 1997.
K: From an Internet collection of quotations.

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