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Roseanne Barr
(1952-____) born on
Nov 3
US actress, comedian. She is a standup comedienne who turned actress in the TV series, "Roseanne," 1988; wrote "Roseanne: My Life as a Woman," 1989.
"They're all mine. . . . Of course, I'd trade any one of them for a dishwasher."

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?
My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
Excuse the mess but we live here.
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month I can be myself.
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Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: Talining about her kids on TV Show "Roseanne."
R: From a collection of quotations found on the Internet.
A: From a collection of quotations found on the Internet.
N: In "The Almanac of Quotable Quotes from 1990," by Ronald D. Pasquariello, 1991.
K: In <a href="http://www.cyber-nation.com/cgi-bin/victory/quotations/qlreferral/quotelib.pl?id=10115">The Ultimate Success Quotations Library</a>, 1997.

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