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Bob Hope
(1903-2003) born on
May 29
US comedian, actor. He made annual trips to entertain American troops, 1940-1991; theme song "Thanks for the Memory."
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I do benefits for all religions -- I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
Bigamy: Only crime where two rites make a wrong.
He carries so many tacklers with him, he's listed in the Yellow Pages under 'Public Transportation.'
You know you're getting older when the candles cost more than the cake.
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Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: In <a href="http://www.cyber-nation.com/cgi-bin/victory/quotations/qlreferral/quotelib.pl?id=10115">The Ultimate Success Quotations Library</a>, 1997.
R: In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994.
A: In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994.
N: on Marcus Allen
K: In "The Speaker's Electronic Reference Collection," AApex Software, 1994.

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