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George Carlin
(1937-2008) born on
May 12
US comedian. He created the characters "Biff Burns," sportscaster and "Al Street," weatherman.
Oh Beautiful for smoggy skies, insecticided grain,
For strip-mined mountain's majesty above the asphalt plain.
America, America, man sheds his waste on thee,
And hides the pines with billboard signs, from sea to oily sea.

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
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Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: From a collection of quotations found on the Internet.
R: From "Food for Thought by Jack Tourette." acollection of quotations from the Internet.
A: In "1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said," ed. Robert Byrne, 1988.
N: From a collection of quotations found on the Internet.
K: From "Alt.Quotations Misc," an internet collection of quotations

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