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George Carlin
(1937-2008) born on
May 12
US comedian. He created the characters "Biff Burns," sportscaster and "Al Street," weatherman.
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend -- I didn't bother with him.
We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing.
I went straight from shenanigans to crimes against humanity.
Comedy is a socially acceptable form of hostility and aggression. That is what comics do, stand the world upside down.
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Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: In "21st Century Dictionary of Quotations," by Princeton Language Institute , 1993.
R: In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994.
A: From an Internet quotation collection "Quotations - Series 1."
N: In "The Speaker's Electronic Reference Collection," AApex Software, 1994.
K: In "Quotations to Cheer You Up When the World is Getting You Down," by Allen Klein, 1991.

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