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Henny Youngman
(1906-1998) born on
Jan 12
US comedian. He is best known for the line, "Take my wife, please."
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up -- they have no holidays.
I bet on a horse at ten to one. It didn't come in until half-past five.
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage, We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
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Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: In "The Fifth 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said," ed. Robert Byrne, 1993.
R: Quoted in Irving Wallace et al "Book of Lists #2," Morrow 80
A: From an Internet collection of quotations.
N: In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994.
K: From an Internet collection of quotations.

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