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Phyllis Diller
(1917-2012) born on
Jul 17
US comedienne. She is known for her outrageous appearance and stories about her husband, Fang; she is also a concert pianist.
         
   
F
Living in Hollywood is like living in a lit cigar butt.

R
Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
A
I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?
N
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
K
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
 
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Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: In "An Uncommon Scold," by Abby Adams, 1989.
R: In <a href="http://www.cyber-nation.com/cgi-bin/victory/quotations/qlreferral/quotelib.pl?id=10115">The Ultimate Success Quotations Library</a>, 1997.
A: In <a href="http://www.cyber-nation.com/cgi-bin/victory/quotations/qlreferral/quotelib.pl?id=10115">The Ultimate Success Quotations Library</a>, 1997.
N: Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints."
K: From a collection of quotations found on the Internet.
   


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