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Phyllis Diller
(1917-2012) born on
Jul 17
US comedienne. She is known for her outrageous appearance and stories about her husband, Fang; she is also a concert pianist.
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
You can say the nastiest things about yourself without offending anyone.
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Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: From an Internet collection of quotations.
R: In "The Speaker's Electronic Reference Collection," AApex Software, 1994.
A: In "And I Quote," by Ashton Applewhite, 1992.
N: In "Woman's Almanac," 1977.
K: In "Woman's Almanac," 1977.

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