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DAY
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QUOTE-FOR-THE-DAY
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1
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Many complain of their looks, but none of their
brains.
--Yiddish Proverb
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2
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God gave women intuition and femininity. Used
properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain
of any man I've ever met.
--Farrah Fawcett
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3
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I'm a Hollywood writer, so I put on my sports
jacket and take off my brain.
--Ben Hecht
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4
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A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel
of brains.
--Dutch Proverb
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5
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Never trust a men with short legs. Brains
too
near their bottoms.
--Noel Coward
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6
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No brain is
stronger than its weakest think.
--Thomas L. Masson
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7
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When you don't have an education, you've got to
use your brains.
-- Unknown
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8
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A gourmet is just a glutton with brains.
--Phillip H. Haberman, Jr.
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9
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"I am a Bear of Very Little Brain,
and long words Bother me."
--A. A. Milne
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10
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It was a brain transplant.
I got a sportwriter's brain so
I could be sure I had one that hadn't been used.
--Norm Van Brocklin
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11
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Alcohol is a good preservative for everything
but brains.
--Mary P. Poole
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12
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The brain is
a wonderful organ. It starts working when you get up in the morning, and
doesn't stop until you get to the office.
--Robert Frost
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13
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Knowledge fills a large brain;
it merely inflates a small one.
--Sydney J. Harris
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14
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It is good to rub and polish our brain
against
that of others.
--Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
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15
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Anybody who watches three games of football in
a row should be declared brain dead.
--Erma Bombeck
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16
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Aristotle taught that the brain
exists
merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking.
This is true only of certain persons.
--Will Cuppy
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17
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Take the obvious, add a cupful of brains,
a generous pinch of imagination, a bucketful of courage and daring, stir
well and bring to a boil.
--Bernard Baruch
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18
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For an actress to be a success she must have the
face of Venus, the brains of
Minerva, the grace of Terpsichore, the memory of Macaulay, the figure of
Juno, and the hide of a rhinoceros.
--Ethel Barrymore
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19
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My brain:
it's my second favorite organ.
--Woody Allen
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20
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Silence is the best substitute for brains
ever
invented.
--Henry F. Ashurst
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21
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We are dealing with the best-educated generation
in history. But they've got a brain dressed
up with nowhere to go.
--Timothy Leary
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22
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The brain is
a commodity . . . used to fertilize ideas.
--Elbert Hubbard
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23
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The brain is
the only part of the human machine that doesn't wear out. Probably it's
because the brain is
the only part that is not overworked.
-- Unknown
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24
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The good Lord gave me a brain
that
works so fast that in one moment I can worry as much as it would take others
a whole year to achieve.
-- Unknown
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25
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There once was a brainy
baboon/ Who always breathed down a bassoon,/ For he said, "It appears/
That in billions of years/ I shall certainly hit on a tune."
--Ezra Pound
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26
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"If brains were
money, you'd need to take out a loan to buy a cup of coffee."
--Shelley Long
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27
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It has to be admitted that we English have sex
on the brain,
which is a very unsatisfactory place to have it.
--Malcolm Muggeridge
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28
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A man should keep his little brain
attic
stocked with all the furniture that he is likely to use, and the rest he
can put away in the lumber room of his library, where he can get it if
he wants it.
--Arthur Conan Doyle
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29
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Having a family is like having a bowling alley
installed in your brain.
--Martin Mull
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30
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A short neck denotes a good mind . . . You see,
the messages go quicker to the brain because
they've shorter to go.
--Muriel Spark
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31
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He's very clever, but sometimes his brains
go
to his head.
--Margot Asquith
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