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The Lighter Side of  Brains

 
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QUOTE-FOR-THE-DAY 
1
Many complain of their looks, but none of their brains.
--Yiddish Proverb
2
God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met.
--Farrah Fawcett
3
I'm a Hollywood writer, so I put on my sports jacket and take off my brain.
--Ben Hecht
4
A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains.
--Dutch Proverb
5
Never trust a men with short legs. Brains too near their bottoms.
--Noel Coward
6
No brain is stronger than its weakest think.
--Thomas L. Masson
7
When you don't have an education, you've got to use your brains.
-- Unknown
8
A gourmet is just a glutton with brains.
--Phillip H. Haberman, Jr.
9
"I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words Bother me."
--A. A. Milne
10
It was a brain transplant. I got a sportwriter's brain so I could be sure I had one that hadn't been used.
--Norm Van Brocklin
11
Alcohol is a good preservative for everything but brains.
--Mary P. Poole
12
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working when you get up in the morning, and doesn't stop until you get to the office.
--Robert Frost
13
Knowledge fills a large brain; it merely inflates a small one.
--Sydney J. Harris
14
It is good to rub and polish our brain against that of others.
--Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
15
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
--Erma Bombeck
16
Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.
--Will Cuppy
17
Take the obvious, add a cupful of brains, a generous pinch of imagination, a bucketful of courage and daring, stir well and bring to a boil.
--Bernard Baruch
18
For an actress to be a success she must have the face of Venus, the brains of Minerva, the grace of Terpsichore, the memory of Macaulay, the figure of Juno, and the hide of a rhinoceros.
--Ethel Barrymore
19
My brain: it's my second favorite organ.
--Woody Allen
20
Silence is the best substitute for brains ever invented.
--Henry F. Ashurst
21
We are dealing with the best-educated generation in history. But they've got a brain dressed up with nowhere to go.
--Timothy Leary
22
The brain is a commodity . . . used to fertilize ideas.
--Elbert Hubbard
23
The brain is the only part of the human machine that doesn't wear out. Probably it's because the brain is the only part that is not overworked.
-- Unknown
24
The good Lord gave me a brain that works so fast that in one moment I can worry as much as it would take others a whole year to achieve.
-- Unknown
25
There once was a brainy baboon/ Who always breathed down a bassoon,/ For he said, "It appears/ That in billions of years/ I shall certainly hit on a tune."
--Ezra Pound
26
"If brains were money, you'd need to take out a loan to buy a cup of coffee."
--Shelley Long
27
It has to be admitted that we English have sex on the brain, which is a very unsatisfactory place to have it.
--Malcolm Muggeridge
28
A man should keep his little brain attic stocked with all the furniture that he is likely to use, and the rest he can put away in the lumber room of his library, where he can get it if he wants it.
--Arthur Conan Doyle
29
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
--Martin Mull
30
A short neck denotes a good mind . . . You see, the messages go quicker to the brain because they've shorter to go.
--Muriel Spark
31
He's very clever, but sometimes his brains go to his head.
--Margot Asquith

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