Creative Quotations from . . .
Jack Benny
(1894-1974) born on Feb 14
US comedian. His unusual comedic deadpan method and expert timing made him a legendary success in U.S. radio and TV for more than 30 years.
 
   
F
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.

R
"Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
A
"Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air."
N
Jack Benny played Mendelsson last night. Mendelsson lost.
K
"I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either."


Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: "In "Rand Lindsly's HUGE Quotations File," an Internet collection of quotations."
R: "In NY "Times," 15 Feb 1974."
A: "<a href="http://www.quotedoctor.com/">In "The Golfer's Book of Wisdom," ed. by Criswell Freeman, 1995.</a>"
N: "In "Quotable Quote Book," by Merrit Malloy, 1990."
K: Said when accepting an award. Attrib.



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