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Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture."
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You can't enjoy light verse with a heavy heart.
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The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately to defeat him.
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"Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories -- those that don't work, those that break down, and those that get lost."
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"Happiness is a small and unworthy goal for something as big and fancy as a whole lifetime, and should be taken in small doses."
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