Creative Quotations from Steven Wright (1955-___

Creative Quotations from . . .

Steven Wright
(1955-____) born on Dec 6

US comedian. "He has been a stand-up comic since 1979; films include "Desperately Seeking Susan," 1985."

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.

"I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering."

I got food poisoning today. But I don't know when I'm going to use it.

"If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?"

I think God is going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.

Arizona Landscaping - Teacup Puppies - Debt Consolidation - Renegade Motorhomes

Creative Perfumes	Be More Creative	Creative Hats	Musical Instruments	Baby Creativity

Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F:	"In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994."
R:	"In <a href="http://www.cyber-nation.com/cgi-bin/victory/quotations/qlreferral/quotelib.pl?id=10115">The Ultimate Success Quotations Library</a>, 1997."
A:	"In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994."
N:	"In <a href="http://www.cyber-nation.com/cgi-bin/victory/quotations/qlreferral/quotelib.pl?id=10115">The Ultimate Success Quotations Library</a>, 1997."
K:	"In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994."