Creative Quotations from . . .
Steven Wright
(1955-____) born on Dec 6
US comedian. "He has been a stand-up comic since 1979; films include "Desperately Seeking Susan," 1985."
 
   
F
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

R
I hate when my foot falls asleep during the day because I know it will be up all night.
A
"I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping."
N
""Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes.""
K
"I broke a mirror in my house and I'm supposed to get seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."


Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: "In "The Speaker's Electronic Reference Collection," AApex Software, 1994."
R: "In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994."
A:
N: "From "BilLee's" collection of quotations from the Internet."
K: "In "Treasury of Humorous Quotations," eds. William Cole and Louis Phillips, 1996."



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