Creative Quotations from Steven Wright (1955-___

Creative Quotations from . . .

Steven Wright
(1955-____) born on Dec 6

US comedian. "He has been a stand-up comic since 1979; films include "Desperately Seeking Susan," 1985."

I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side."

"If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny."

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.

Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F:	From an Internet collection of quotations.
R:	From an Internet collection of quotations.
A:	From an Internet collection of quotations.
N:	"In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994."
K:	From an Internet collection of quotations.