Basic research is what I am doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
"I have learned to use the word "impossible" with the greatest caution."
"The best computer is a man, and it's the only one that can be mass-produced by unskilled labor."
"Crash programs fail because they are based on theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month."
"We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming."