One of the nice things about problems is that a good many of them do not exist except in our imaginations.

I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind.

"The purpose of having an open mind is the same as having an open mouth, the object being eventually to close it on something solid. But one should never close either mind or mouth until the general circumstances of the moment make it reasonable to do so."

Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots.

Men will take almost any kind of criticism except the observation that they have no sense of humor.