I'm tired of all this business about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want - an adorable pancreas?

"If you can keep your head about you when all about you are losing theirs, its just possible you haven't grasped the situation."

"I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure."

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?

"Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella no matter which way you turned, you got it in the eye."