Creative Quotations from George Burns (1896-1996)

Creative Quotations from . . .

George Burns
(1896-1996) born on Jan 20

US "comedian, actor". "He was famous, with wife Gracie Allen, in vaudeville, radio, and TV's "Burns and Allen Show," 1950-58."

You can't help getting older but you don't have to get old.

"It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere."

With the collapse of vaudeville new talent has no place to stink.

"People are always asking me when I'm going to retire. Why should I? I've got it two ways -- I'm still making movies, and I'm a senior citizen, so I can see myself at half price."

If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred.

Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F:	"In "The Speaker's Electronic Reference Collection," AApex Software, 1994."
R:	"In <a href="http://www.cyber-nation.com/cgi-bin/victory/quotations/qlreferral/quotelib.pl?id=10115">The Ultimate Success Quotations Library</a>, 1997."
A:	"In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994."
N:	CBS TV 'George Burns's 95th Birthday Party'
K:	"In "1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said," ed. Robert Byrne, 1988."