Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait to finish your breakfast. You can't wait to do your exercises. You can't wait to get out -- and you can't wait to come home, because the soup is hot."

Life's but a day at most.

"I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now -- I'm booked."

"The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made."

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.