Creative Quotations from . . .
Erma Bombeck
(1927-1996) born on Feb 21
US "journalist, author, humorist". "She dealt humorously with her life as a suburban housewife, e.g., "The Grass is Greener Over the Septic Tank," 1976."
 
   
F
I am not a glutton -- I am an explorer of food.

R
The grass is always greener over the septic tank.
A
The only reason I would take up jogging is so I could hear heavy breathing again.
N
It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.
K
You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates.


Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: "In "Webster's Electronic Quotebase," ed. Keith Mohler, 1994."
R: "From "Charades," an internet collection of quotations"
A: "In "An Uncommon Scold," by Abby Adams, 1989."
N: ""Parade," 15 Aug 1993."
K: "The San Francisco "Examiner," 1 Oct 1978."



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