Creative Quotations from . . .
Erma Bombeck
(1927-1996) born on Feb 21
US "journalist, author, humorist". "She dealt humorously with her life as a suburban housewife, e.g., "The Grass is Greener Over the Septic Tank," 1976."
 
   
F
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.

R
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
A
"Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, it's unplanned, it's full of surprises."
N
The bad times I can handle. It's the good times that drive me crazy. When is the other shoe going to drop?
K
"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left and could say, "I used everything you gave me.""


Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: From a collection of quotations found on the Internet.
R: "In "Words of Women Quotations for Success," by Power Dynamics Publishing, 1997."
A: "in "She Said What? Interviews With Newspapaer Columnists""
N: "In "Words of Women Quotations for Success," by Power Dynamics Publishing, 1997."
K: "In "Words of Women Quotations for Success," by Power Dynamics Publishing, 1997."



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