Newman's first law: It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down.
"Newman's second law: Just when things look darkest, they go black."
"Fat man, you shoot a great game of pool."
"How many honest men do you know? Take the sinners away from the saints, you're lucky to end up with Abraham Lincoln."
"People stay married because they want to, not because the doors are locked."