By insisting on having your bottle pointing to the north when the cork is being drawn, and calling the waiter Max, you may induce an impression on your guests which hours of laboured boasting might be powerless to achieve."

I always say beauty is only sin deep.

Even the Hooligan was probably invented in China centuries before we thought of him.

"I think she must have been very strictly brought up, she's so desperately anxious to do the wrong thing correctly."

Waldo is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.