A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes."

""Skepticism," is that anything more than we used to mean when we said, "Well, what have we here?""

A poem begins in delight and ends in wisdom.

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.