Creative Quotations from . . .
Mark Twain
(1835-1910) born on Nov 30
US "novelist, journalist, river pilot". "The "Great American humorist" was also known as "The People's Author" and creator of Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn."
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Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot.

R
One of life's most over-valued pleasures is sexual intercourse; of one of life's least appreciated pleasures in defecation.
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Often the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.
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Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employ a million.
K
"The cross of the Legion of Honour has been conferred upon me. However, few escape that distinction."
 
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Published Sources for the above Quotations:
F: ""Huckleberry Finn," 1884."
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A: "In <a href="http://www.cyber-nation.com/cgi-bin/victory/quotations/qlreferral/quotelib.pl?id=10115">The Ultimate Success Quotations Library</a>, 1997."
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K: "A Tramp Abroad, Ch. 8"
   



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