Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much."

"Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes."

That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle the Vatican has overlooked.

"You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find the humor in anything, you can survive it."

"Men and women belong to different species, and communication between them is a science still in its infancy."